One man shares a story about his crazy ex-girlfriend and the rest of the internet chimes in with the own crazy stories about their past significant others.
The line between love and hate is a thin one. After all, the second you two become enemies, no one can hurt you as much as the person who you've shared your deepest and darkest secrets with, someone who knows what makes you tick, and what will absolutely tick you off. If you're lucky and have been in a relationship with an adult, the relationship ends when it ends and there is no drama that follows you after everything wraps up. Hell, some people even become friends after the cooling down period, or recognize that they simply do better when they aren't romantically involved with one another and can finish off life with a healthy relationship which is weird in its own right but to each their own.
Unfortunately, not everyone is that lucky and there are plenty of stories floating around about a hellish breakup, some of which were experienced by you or your friends and family and should probably be on this list right here. It's certainly hell while you're experiencing it, but once it's all said and done and a decade or two have passed so you can forget the intimate details, it's fun to look back on. Not really, but it at least gives you something in common with other people who had a crazy ex to deal with.
We've all had a crazy ex, one who just won't let go. But we're willing to bet that nothing you've dealt with is nearly as bad as what Twitter user Omar had to put up with. He recently took to Twitter to share the insane story that involves attempted murder, sex, and everything in between.
Aight so story of my psycho ex:
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
The teacher paired us up to act out a scene from Romeo and Juliet. Ya know freshmen year we read that shit
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So when we finally acted out the scene in front of the whole class I thought I would never talk to her again cause ya know :/
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
Started making small talk and I shot my shot and asked for her #
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
4 months after getting to know each other I was like fuck it why wait so I asked her to be my girlfriend
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
At first it was all good, she was great. We'd always be together school days and weekends but then football season came
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
She'd get mad cause I would "put football first" like imagine coming home tired af from practice to a phone full of texts telling you shit
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
She apologized and After that she actually became really supportive and went to all my games. I thought it was going good TILL
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
While me and the girls were taking the pics she comes up to us and she's tells them to fuck off and calls them "sluts" I was like?????
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So whatever right. Then in class the teacher gave us assigned seats and I was inbetween 2 girls
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
Teacher obviously didn't listen to her crazy ass so she brought her mom to talk to the principal. LIKE WTF
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
Fast forward to homecoming I picked her up, and we were having a good time. Right up to when I won hoco king and she wasn't hoco queen...
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
At this point I told her wtf was her problem so emberassing. She told me she didn't trust girls around me and I told her I needed a break
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
I just wanted her to calm down so I took her back right
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
She didn't say anything bad when I told her she was just like "okay have fun"
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So I put my phone down to spend time with my family. We were having a BBQ and I wanted to catch up with family I hadn't seen in years..
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
She was talking about "I know you're cheating" and "who tf are you with" and more dumb shit
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So she's there screaming and pushing me and shit. And I was like yo calm down I'm with fam.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
SHE DARES TO SAY THAT THE GIRLS HERE ARENT EVEN MY COUSINS THAT IM PROBABLY SMASHING THEM. LIKE WTF YO
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
I was like how'd you even know where I was ????? Cause not once did I tell her where the reunion was @
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
LET ME TELL YOU NOT ONCE I HAD I SLEPT OVER @ HER HOUSE OR HER AT MINE.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
SO I WAS LIKE CRAZY GIRL GET TF OUTTA MY FACE
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
MY AUNT IS 52 SMH
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
but then..
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
She was driving and I was in the passenger seat
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So I put down the radio and start talking to her CALMLY
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
BOI SHE WAS TRIGGERED
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
Literally
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
And BOI was I starting to get scared
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So she asked me one more time "are you breaking up with me?" And I was like yes I'm sorry I can't anymore
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So I was screaming trynna reach the wheel and turn it to the normal lane
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
SO I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO TELL HER I WAS KIDDING ABOUT BREAKING UP
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
I should've chosen death..
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
I thought we were just gonna talk and shit so why not
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So we go in and no one was home, we go up to her room. She was being real touchy and clingy
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
BTW we had never done it before which is why it was even stranger to me
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So I thought ehhh maybe this is all she needed
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
She was cool for a few days after that happened
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
And ya boy wanted to go to SPI
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So I asked her to come along. I mean she'd been real cool so why not
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So we were gonna see J cole that night (cause COLE THE SHIT BOI)
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
And my lil lunatic looked hella goood😫😍
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
Anyways so Cole start performing j shit damn lit
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
Man she was gone for like 5 songs
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
And of course I kept telling her to stop cause ya boy loyal to his lil lunatic
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
But she just gave the girl a look
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
spoke too soon
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
Then I hear a phone ring. Not mine. Not hers.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
Supposedly she had found it on the floor and that that was the owner callin to see if she could give it back
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
We went to our hotel room and I went to shower and i heads the door open
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
But I heard slams and screaming..
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So I go out and it turns out...
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
They hadn't seen me so I just listened
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
AY DIOS
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 30, 2017
So I'm just there thinking I should climb out the mf window, move state and change my name
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
But my ass decided to go up to them
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
So the girl asked if she could have her phone back so she could leave to safety.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Yikes
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Then 2 seconds later my gf comes back with a A DAMN LAMP FROM OUR DAMN ROOM
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
the girl start running and my gf throws the lamp at her but it barely reached her back She just fell but got right back up and kept running
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
At this point I didn't dare to go near my girlfriend
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
I told her you know what it's over. You can't be acting like that around people that girl did nothing I literally told her to stop & she did
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
INTERNALLY I WAS LIKE YES BOI IM FREE
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
So of course I couldn't let her do that. She was crazy and all but I loved my lil lunatic.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
And she did.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Man I was proud of my lil lunatic. I loved seeing her grow and become into a better person for me.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
It was our 1 year and 6 months anniversary. So I decided to surprise her and shit
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
So I asked her parents if at 12AM I could stop by to give all this to her. Since her parents weren't gonna be there I felt the need to ask
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
So there I am going up the stairs to her room
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
And there she was
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
YO NA I WAS BOUTTA LOSE MY SHIT
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Anyways I'm like wtf yo
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
BOI WAS I SHOOK
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
THE ONE SHE ACCUSED OF NOT BEING MY COUSIN. Y'all remember???
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
So I'm there staring at my girlfriend on my cousin in shookness.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Took my flowers and cookie cake and necklace with me yo
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
So then
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
To explain to me what I just saw
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
FUCKING MY GIRL COUSIN IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE YO
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Forreals this time
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Even had this as her bio for some time
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
But she didn't let it go easy, and as it turns out, she paid a girl to stand him up.
THAT THE LIL LUNATIC ACTUALLY PAID MY PROM DATE TO STOOD ME UP
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
So I ended up finding out cause the prom girl texted me a few days ago (to apologize ya know) and then she spilled
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
convo part 1
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
And part 2
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
And at a family barbecue last weekend, Omar discovered the final twist in the story.
HOLDING HANDS WITH THE LIL LUNATIC
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
BEST MF BELIEVE THERES MORE
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
The audacity...
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Then about an hour later
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Fun Fact: my 52 year old aunt is also my lesbo cousins mom.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
And then the lil lunatic gets up
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Then she start speaking
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Na bro then she said this one line that had me dedddd
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Anyways
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
"OMAR WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
I kindly declined
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
But no... she gently walked alway
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
GOT ON HER KNEE AND POPPED THE QUESTION. AGAIN. TO MY COUSIN.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Wedding is August 19, 2017.
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
As for me, I moved to Dallas for the summer, but I might go down to the valley for the wedding. Who knows
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Moral of this story: don't date a lil lunatic cause she'll turn to a lil lesbo real quick and propose to yo cousin after you tell her no 😃
— Hoemar (@Hoemar___) May 31, 2017
Well, that was a story for the ages.